Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Who Me?


Oliver: Lola, look! Mom's actually getting dressed. Must mean she has an interview this morning.

Lola: Uh-oh. Not good. If she gets a job, she won't be able to cuddle us on the couch while she watches soaps job hunts or spoil us rotten with mountains of treats all day long.

Oliver: We've got to stop this. Quick! Let's run around in circles and bark like lunatics. Maybe it will distract her.

Lola: It's not working. She's just ignoring us.

Oliver: She just put on black pants. You go jump up and down and paw at her legs while I go hide all the lint rollers!

Lola: Then when she puts on her make-up we can stage a fight right on top of her feet. That'll get her good and furry! This is totally gonna work.

Oliver: Oh, no! She's heading for the door. She doesn't care that she's got enough fur on her pants to pass as a Pomeranian.

Lola: Drat. She must have a lint roller stashed in the car.

Oliver: Oh well, we gave it the old doggie try....

Lola: Come on, let's go work on our sad puppy faces. We are so going to milk this for treats when she gets home.

7 comments:

Jennifer said...

Awww. They are going to be so sad when you find a job!

Cole said...

Hahaha! Good post by your babies! I'm sure they'll stage a coup d'etat when you get the job. :-)

Cookie Crums said...

Love it! Good luck at the interview though!!!

a.g. said...

dude, you should write kids books or something..the lola and ollie series, i can see it now...

Valentine said...

how funny! the great catch 22 of life, you know you need to work, but you want to stay home and cuddle the kids..... its tough, hope it all works out for you.

Crazy Shenanigans said...

Haha! I loved this!
I hope it all went well!!!

Leah said...

Too funny! I hope the interview went well.

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