Monday, May 11, 2009

Warning: Females only beyond this point

Boys, don't say I didn't warn you.

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Still here, men? Well, suit yourself...

One of my favorite Sunday activities is checking out the latest PostSecrets. There's just something about reading other people's secrets that makes me feel not quite so bad about my own.

My favorite PostSecret ever was this one until this one totally cracked me up two weeks ago:


Seriously, this thought has never ever occurred to me. Perhaps because I have been a card carrying member of the Itty Bitty T*tty Committee since age 13, I've never had to worry about such a thing. These 34A's barely stick out enough to get caught in a bra, much less metal pinchers that should be nowhere near chest level anyway.

So I'm curious, you blessedly endowed readers, has this thought ever occurred to you? Or, God forbid, have you actually gotten your lovely lady lumps caught in something? I must admit, I am tres curious how the 'other' half lives.

And, boys (if you are still reading), I bet you'll heed my warning next time, won'tcha?

9 comments:

Allison said...

as a fellow member of the IBTC, I too have never had such a fear :) too funny!

Valentine said...

i too am part of the itty bitty club *sigh* but i guess i should be glad because now i don't have to worry about getting pinched in a binder! LOL

too funny, this made my monday!

Cole said...

Being...uh... endowed, I have never got them caught, stuck, or wedged somewhere. However, they are quite the magnet for stains!

And, I occasionally have had to "remind" members of the opposite sex that my eyes are ABOVE my neck. :-)

Jennifer said...

I love Post Secret! I don't know that I've ever had that fear, but I am terribly afraid of turning into my grandmother and catching anything that falls off the fork with them...that would be one of my irrational fears.

THE WATERMELON TREE said...

This is so funny! I am also well endowed but I have never got them caught in something. They have smacked quite a few things and attract a few stains but...:)

Crazy Shenanigans said...

I'd never even thought of this. I guess being in the IBTC you really miss out on things!

a.g. said...

no, i haven't. but answer me this -can you touch your elbows together?

have you heard of fmylife.com??

Nessa said...

Hey! We can share bras!! lol, so the answer is NO. What a crzy fear, though!

Kim said...

Stopping by from SITS! Your post was really funny it made my Monday! I am glad I stopped by!

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