Monday, April 6, 2009

One-armed, er, sleeved bandit

{image via fug girls}

Don't get me wrong, I love me some Carrie Underwood and I was thrilled to see her take home Entertainer of the Year at the CMA's last night, but seriously, honey....this is what you choose to wear? Don't you have a stylist? Yes? Well then she should be shot. No? Then I'd invest in one, pronto.

I'm sure people are always telling you, 'You're so pretty, you'd look good in a potato sack', but darlin', it's just a metaphor. They didn't really mean that you should dress in a potato sack (or pillowcase as the, uh, case may be). And what's up with that hideous sleeve-that-they-forgot-to-attach-to-the-dress-so-we-just-hooked-it-to-my-necklace-instead? Sleeves are not accessories. Sweetie pie, less is more.

Better luck next time. Bless your heart.

4 comments:

Cole said...

Hahahahaha. Oh, let me catch my breath! God love her, she can sing... but that girl needs a stylist RIGHT NOW!

Mrs. Newlywed said...

I'm not a country music fan at all...but she is really cute. Lately though she has made some terrible fashion choices.

That number included.

Cookie Crums said...

I cracked up reading your...sweetie pies and bless your heart. Gettin a lil southern on the gal aren't you?! ha ha

The hubby and I were talking about her last night. I asked what her personality is like these days since she's this big star now vs the good ole country girl she was before hand.

My favorite was the never ending dress that took up half a football field.

Jennifer said...

I am absolutely confused by the sleeve/accessory thing...

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