Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Guys, where who are we?

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ETA: If you aren't caught up on LOST, you may want to stop reading now! Spoilers ahead.

You remember a few weeks ago when I said Nate and his penchant for nicknames would be my island's Sawyer? Well, the lovely Cole, turned the question around and asked me who I would be. Hmmmm. Good question.

My first impulse is to say Kate because, heck, who doesn't want to be that beautiful (even after three years running around a jungle with nary a hairbrush in sight!), with two handsome fellas fighting over you? But upon closer introspection, I decided Kate is entirely too dependent on men and their opinions of her. Plus, she's wanted for murder and I'd never make it in the slammer.

So maybe Claire? I've always wanted a cute little accent and Aussie is about as cute as they come. Plus she got to make out with Charlie and who wouldn't want to get on board that Hunky Man Train? However, it seems that Baby Mama has gone a little loony tunes running around in the jungle the last few years, so maybe not.

Juliette? While heroine-ism seems appealing, it also got her killed, so I'm thinking no.

Sun? Married to Jin? No thanks.

Locke? I like my hair, thank you very much.

Jack? Too wishy-washy. 'Nuff said.

Sawyer? See reference to 'Hunky Man Train' above.

Richard? As much as I'd love to never need eyeliner again, the thought of living forever makes me tired just thinking about it.

With the list of castaways quickly dwindling, it finally came to me.

I would want to be Hurley. Except maybe slimmer, with less frizzy hair and, um, female. But other than that, dude has the best lines in the show. Who else gets to say stuff like this?
  • You're just jealous my power's better than yours. [to Miles]
  • I think 'Leslie' is a bitchin' name. [to the sensitive-about-his-girlie-name Arzt]
  • So, Seoul? Is that in the good Korea or the bad Korea? [to Sun]
  • You just totally Scooby Doo'ed me, didn't you? [to Kate]
  • Dude, are you a zombie? [to Sayid]
  • So, the hatch, like, blew off your underwear? [to Desmond]
  • Dude, you've got some Arzt on you. [after Arzt blew himself up]
  • Dogs can find pot and bombs, so maybe they can find water. [to Jack]
  • It's not so bad [living on the island]. I mean, sure the Others are like coming to eat us and all and every once in awhile someone blows up all over you, but we do get to sleep in every morning. [to Jack]
  • So Rose's husband is white. Didn't see that one coming.
So if we were on The Island, who would you be and why?


God Rocks said...

I know NOTHING about The Island, but the line "You just totally Scooby Doo'ed me" is A.W.E.S.O.M.E.

My mind is slide-showing all the possible contexts at warp speed!

Ally said...

Dude. Jin is HAWT. A douche pre-crash, but still hot.

Sarah Ann said...

Ahh! I SO shouldn't have read this because I didn't know Juliette had died or that they get stuck on the Island for another three years! Next time put a warning please! =]

Allison said...

My favorite line recently was when "Locke" was telling Sawyer to come with him while Sawyer was sitting in his house drunk in boxers...and Sawyer says, "well I guess I better put on some pants." I don't know why...it just made me laugh :)

I would have been Juliet...yeah, she died, but she was so smooth and mysterious. (and pretty!).

Crazy Shenanigans said...

I love Hurley! He's hilarious! Plus hello...he owns Cluck Cluck Chicken!!! Who wouldn't want a good wing now and then?

Cole said...

Would you believe that I've never watched a full episode of Lost?!?! Amazing, I know!

Even now, that Scooby Doo line is funny! Maybe I need to sit and watch from the very begining.

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