Thursday, June 11, 2009

White Trash

Dear Neighbors Three Houses Over,

Trash Day is Monday. Today is Thursday. In case you hadn't noticed, your trash can is still at the end of your driveway.

How could you not notice, though, considering I have personally watched you maneuver your vehicle around it no less than six times in the last four days. Also, you have been within 10 feet of it the last three mornings when you picked up your newspaper. (Congratulations, by the way, on that accomplishment - I think it's a record for you!).

I understand that it has been raining for four days straight but the rest of us braved the rain so that our street does not look like a trailer park. We would appreciate if you would do the same. Perhaps you could send one of your three able-bodied children to do the dirty work? What good is having kids anyway if you can't force them into manual labor, right?

Sincerely,
Sara

5 comments:

Cole said...

Hahahahaha! That's classic! It's a complete opposite of my neighborhood. We have a retired couple next door that taken to taking in our garbage bins for us on Tuesday mornings, so they don't sit out until I get home at night.

KT said...

No joke, if you have your neighbors email address there is a website where you can anonymously email them about their crap behavior. There is also a website like google maps that lets you list your neighbor if someone is looking at a map of your area and you can put why they hack you off!

Cookie Crums said...

LOL! Gotta love you some "trashy" neighbors! I think you've posted about them before right?! We have a couple of neighbors in our "hood" that can't freakin keep their lawns maitained! Annoys the hell out of me.

Crazy Shenanigans said...

ohhhh! That's one of my pet peeves. I hate when neighbors leave their trash cans out by the street. I mean really they have wheels....how hard is it to move it!?!?!

Boutique Girl said...

We have neighbours like that (next door) and it bugs me no end! I make sure that my home and garden look nice and looked after, but there messy garden makes the street look bad!

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